Things you can't say in The 24 Hour Thread

[ezeebeeAdmin]

GODDAMNIT

I ALWAYS MISS THE DEADLINE

[sophistikitty]

BUT IT'S SO EXCITING WHEN YOU READ THE THREAD AND WANT TO SAY SOMETHING AND THEN REALISE YOU ACTUALLY CAN!

[dogimo]

There's something fucking different going on around here. I should be OWNING that thread, but I'm not getting my customary INNER PROMPT to check in good time and surge to glory.

Perhaps I'm just out of the habit though. We shall see.

[dogimo]

...I mean, I'm not implying any foul play or underhanded sneaky dealings. Nor am I implying I am somehow OWED glory, OWED triumph in the thread! I'm just, you know, making the imperious face of a habitual triumph artist, regarding his upstart rivals romping in their own well-earned glory and saying to himself (and a bit them) "that's okay, that's okay, enjoy your triumph. Bake the day while the sun's up! Rejoice and roil in your petty little victories for SOON THEY SHALT BE MIIIIINE! MY petty little victories!"

That's all I meant

[dogimo]

FUCK DANG, ELLE!

I am getting OWNED in that thread. First Sophi, now you! I'm getting trounced.

That's it. I'm redirecting my fury inward. It's one of those explosive focus deals you see in art museum locker rooms with symbolic thumping on each other's chests, slow, rocking full-body stomps and MONOTONE CHANT YELLS. All this does is clear the mind so you can be like "okay. What the fuck?"

Point is, that isn't it maybe, but I'm going to find a psyche-myself-up trick. Come bounding back.

No worries. With a competition like this, memory is key. Trash-talk is kind of a mnemonic.

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