What is happening right now?

I refuse to spoil the pizza idyll for the kitties I have in mind. Instead I quite reasonably expect that over there, Papa Johns knows what they're doing.

Lots of things are different over there.

YOUR PIZZA WAS SO GOOD SOPHI. I ENVY IT.

Edit: wait. "I envy you it" surely.

"Pizza envy" is definitely a thing. If Freud had known the joys of a simple slice of cheese pizza from a place that fucking does it right he'd have made a bigger deal about FOOD.